Want to win one of three signed hard cover copies of The Bone Shelter? Enter The Perfect Murder Contest - best answer wins.

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Objective: List three things to put in your Walmart shopping cart that scream bloody murder to the checkout person. Murder should make your day brighter and put a smile on your face.

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*Enter your answer as the title of the post, for easy viewing.

Need some inspiration? Here's a previous winner's answer: pot roast, jumper cables, a copy of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. You get the idea...

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And go!